When my firstborn was 3 1/2 (he'll be turning 5 pretty soon!), I recorded some of the prayers he said. Here they are to give you a warm smile... and a hearty laugh!
"Jesus, please take the boogers away. In Jesus name."
After spilling some milk:
"Jesus, please take the milk off my pants. In Jesus name."
He stamped a cow stamp on our window:
"Jesus, help take the cow off the window. In Jesus name."
"Jesus, please help Zachary's tummy feel better..." :) (one of his good buds)
I gave him a slice of fresh bread that was too hot to eat:
"Jesus, can you make my bread warm? In Jesus name."
And later that night with the same problem:
"Jesus, can you make my pizza warm?..."
Upon seeing Daddy's new haircut:
"I'm going to ask Jesus to give you your hair back, Daddy."
"Jesus, thank you for healing my owie. You're very nice and I love you." :)
While reading the book Wacky Wednesday in which there is a green sun:
"Jesus, please make the sun turn back to yellow so it won't be green anymore. In Jesus name. Amen."
After eating a sticky snack in the car:
"Jesus, please take all this sticky stuff off my hands. In Jesus name."
I handed him a wipe, then he added, "Jesus, don't help me, I have to do this by myself."
Funny!
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